Superbowl Sunday: Why Eli Will Always Dominate Tom

Superbowl Sunday is all about the Giants kicking ass... In particular, Eli Manning going America all over Tom Brady's ass. Lets be honest, that face + Peyton Manning as your brother: who is not wanting to have sex with you?

You can take your perfect 18-0 season New England, and stick it in the mail with Tom Brady's child support payments. I guess ditching your absolutely gorgeous girlfriend (after knocking her up), then trading her in for another hottie is okay in world of professional sports,. But back in the land of the sane, we like our ridiculously good-looking people one at a time. Sidenote: There's a nasty rumor going around that if the Patriots win numero 42, Tom will propose to his girlfriend and Victoria's Secret supermodel, Gisele B. An engagement ring for a Superbowl ring; marriage in exchange for a shiny trophy. Ain't America grand?

In honor of the inevitable NY Giants win, I'm playlisting it up. Rooting for the underdog has never done me wrong. Except with the Seahawks, and the Sonics, and well, every Seattle sports team. Maybe I just learned that sentiment from Mighty Ducks 1-3. What the hell - television, reality, its all the same these days.

Queen - We Are the Champions

Ace Frehley - New York Groove

DeVotchKa - The Winner Is

Ryan Adams - New York, New York

Jay-Z - ROC Boys (And the Winner Is...)

Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Yeah! New York

Van Halen - Panama

Kanye West - Champion

Hells yeah Giants!